uk/france - FIRE IN CHANNEL TUNNEL

....to be sung to the tune of Kaiser Chief's I Predict a Riot

People goin’ to Francey
For a little bit of cheesey
People they want some red winey
They prefer the red to the whitey

A friend of a friend was on the train
Apparently his name was Wayne
He was with his wife Elaine
And then the big bang came

Fire in the tunnel
Fire in the tunnel
Fire in the tunnel
Fire in the tunnel

Passengers stuck on the train
In Paris they’re all delayed
Things getting’ a little bit smoky
It’s all lookin’ a bit ropey

It was a bit of a close scrape
Everyone’s in really good shape
Luckily they could all escape
And get some of that Chardonnay grape

Fire in the tunnel
Fire in the tunnel
Fire in the tunnel
Fire in the tunnel

The article that inspired: HERE
The song that conspired: HERE