china - BOLT BREAKS 200 RECORD

....to be sung to the tune of Billy Joel's Uptown Girl

Fast runner
He’s a really really fast runner
Makes funny faces just before the race
Then smashes records right into space

He ran the 200 in record time
Left the others crawlin’ over the line
He made it look damn easy, I thought
Or was it just that the track was too short?
His name is Bolt

How does he do it?
I don’t want to alle-e-e-dge
That he is taking
More than just fruit and ve-e-e-g

He’s only 22
So that means
He’ll get faster and faster
Running the 100 in five seconds flat
Or the 200 in the blink of an eye
I wanna see that before I die
See him fly.

The article that inspired: HERE
The song that conspired: