china - THE BONKING OLYMPICS

....to be sung to the tune of Enya's Orinoco Flow

They're all at it, they're all at it, they're all at in the village
Getting jiggy, getting jiggy, with all their pent up tension
With their medals, with their medals, dangling from their dillies
Doing things, doing things, doing things we can not mention

Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse
Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse
Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse
Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse

From Germany to Jamaica, letting loose their raging hormones
Cos when they sweat, when they sweat, they can smell those pheremones
From Canada to Korea, it's truly international
The friendship 'tween the nations, seems really rather rational

Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse
Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse
Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse
Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse

From Latvia to Sebia, they're widening their gene pool
There's saliva and some mucus, and a rather lot of drool
All those toned and fit bodies, it's no surprise they got the horn
So perhaps in nine months time, some new babies will be born

Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse
Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse
Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse
Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse

The article that inspired: HERE
The song that conspired: