uk - NO MORE GIGS FOR GEORGE

....to be sung to the tune of Wham's Wake Me Up

He’s well known around the globe
For his singing and not for his penchant to probe
He’s been in trouble with the police a few times
An indiscretion in a public toilet comes to mind
But now he’s gettin’ on
Wants to take a rest
He wants to retire with that there’s nothing wrong
Let him be, he wants to eat rye bread
And go off in his car, so he can smoke some more pot instead

George Michael is about to go-go
Gonna finish doin’ his live show-show
Had enough of singin’ on stage-stage
Wants to shave and remove his shade-shades

The article that inspired: HERE
The song that conspired: HERE