uk - GARY GLITTER ARRIVES IN LONDON

....to be sung to the tune of Thin Lizzy's The Boys are Back in Town

Guess who just got home today?
It's that guy who back in his day
Wore his clothes and hair in a crazy way
But hey, everybody did in those days

He served some years in an Asian jail
Crimes too severe to be let out on bail
He shaved his hair and grew a goaty beard
It made him look really crazy

The paedo's back in town
The paedo's back in town
I said
The paedo's back in town
The paedo's back in town
The paedo's back in town
The paedo's back in town
The paedo's back in town
The paedo's back in town

I wonder what he's gonna do now
Maybe he'll even shave off his left eyebrow
Or even start fiddlin' with a cow
Maybe he likes milkin'

The paedo's back in town
The paedo's back in town
I said
The paedo's back in town
The paedo's back in town
The paedo's back in town
The paedo's back in town
The paedo's back in town
The paedo's back in town

The article that inspired: HERE
The song that conspired: HERE