uk - GREAT BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN

...to be sung to the tune of Abba's Money Money Money

We are the Brits
We love to moan
We love to knife
And break your bones
I'm so glad

And there never seems to be
Any good news for you and me
I'm kinda glad

But then it came - the Beijing Games
With medals coming, down like rain
Sudden-ly the news was good
Things didn't feel the way they should

I'll have you have have you
If you look at
Me again

I'll do you do you do you
If you diss me
Any time

Aha-haaa
All the things I could do
If I had a sharp knife
And an innocent man

The article which inspired: HERE
The song which conspired: