uk - COW'S HEAD STUCK IN WASHING MACHINE

....to be sung to the tune of U2's Mysterious Ways

A cow got its head
Stuck in a washing machine
Maybe it was simply
Tryin' to get clean

It was really curious
'Bout the cleaning device
It went to take a look
And got a real big surprise

It's sticking
It's head inside
The machine
Oh no
“Help me” it cried

It's not all right, not all right, not all right
Its head's stuck in a washing machine
It's not all right, not all right, not all right
It's a cow and it's not meant to be

The article that inspired: HERE
The song that conspired: HERE