china - TOXIC MILK IN CHINA

....to be sung to the tune of Arctic Monkeys' Mardy Bum

It tastes like milky rum
I drank it down
And it's like my insides have come undone

I start to cough
And my speech went all slurred
I'd rather have a chocolate fondue
A dish I much prefer
It's one that I'd eat on a picnic ground
But this milk is causin' my skin
To go a funny shade of brown

And then my guts, went up up and away
But I can hardly remember
Cos it was last Saturday the poor baby threw its guts
And looked a tad withdrawn

The article that inspired: HERE
The song that conspired: HERE