japan - EMBARRASSMENT FOR JAPANESE POLICE

....to be sung to the tune of Van Morrison's Brown Eyed Girl

They got a phone call
Dead body been found
Down by the river
The legs and arms bound
Cops down there real quick ha, ha
Drinkin’ some soda pop
Body in a sleepin’ bag
Took it to the cop shop and then
Made a phone call
To the pathologist

Pathologist arrived
Walkin’ oh so slow
He’s a laid back guy for sure
With a Sony radio
Took a closer look at the body
While thinkin’ ‘bout baseball
And then he realised
The body’s a blow-up doll, oh no
My blow-up doll
You my blow-up doll

The people of Japan, started to sing
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi ha

The article that inspired: HERE
The song that conspired: