uk - LIB DEM LEADER'S BLUNDER

....to be sung to the tune of Rolf Harris's Jake the Peg

I'm Nicky Clegg, deedle eedle eedle um,
On my face there’s egg, deedle eedle eedle um.
I am the leader of my party
And everybody says to me
You’re Nicky Clegg, deedle eedle eedle um
On your face there’s egg, deedle eedle eedle um

Only the other day, oh boy, a question they asked me
Related to the pension, I had no idea you see
About 30 quid I said, in my brain there was a fog
It’s three times more than that, the interviewer said
Now they call me Clegg the clog

I'm Nicky Clegg, deedle eedle eedle um,
On my face there’s egg, deedle eedle eedle um.
I am the leader of my party
And everybody says to me
You’re Nicky Clegg, deedle eedle eedle um
On your face there’s egg, deedle eedle eedle um

My little party’s dreadful, really
Though I regard it with affection
But reality we have to face
We won’t win the election

The article that inspired: HERE
The song that conspired: HERE