north korea - JONG-IL NOT ILL

....to be sung to the tune of Lionel Richie's All Night Long

Well my friends I feel just fine
Despite the gas in my intestine
Western media usual dung
Let the meal go on
(Go on, go on)

I'm the Dear Leader and I'm feelin' good
I'm a guy who's greatly misunderstood
I'm feelin' jolly
Salami, pastrami, delighted
Really love eatin' food!
I'm feelin' jolly
Salami, pastrami, delighted
Really love eatin' food!

Kim Jong-Il (is not ill)
Kim Jong-Il (is not ill)
Kim Jong-Il (is not ill)

I'm on vacation I'm takin' a rest
I'll soon be back and will give my best
I'm havin' stew and wine and meat
Let the waiter bring it on
(It on, it on)

Not ready to depart
But ready for another lemon sole
And maybe one more of those spring rolls
I'm gonna party
Flatulence, pyrosis, it's hurtin'
Please loosen my tight thong

Kim Jong-Il (is not ill)
Kim Jong-Il (is not ill)
Kim Jong-Il (is not ill)
Kim Jong-Il (is not ill)

The article that inspired: HERE
The song that conspired: HERE